on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think I am morally bankrupt
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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