Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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