white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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