You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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