Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
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Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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