I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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