Kiss
Puke
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
