My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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