I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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