i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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