Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
We had sex on a dog bed..
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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