Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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