I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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