Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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