wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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