If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
i out mim tonsoeep
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