Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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