It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
