Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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