do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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