Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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