Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I supernannyed him into submission
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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