You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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