it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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