Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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