Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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