the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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