Please don't use social media to get back at me.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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