I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
