Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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