It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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