Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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