I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize
