He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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