Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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