i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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