i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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