Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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