I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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