There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
