dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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