i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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