my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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