Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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