My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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