i don't like sucking hair
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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