im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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