watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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