Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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