i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
And then my night got REAL pukey
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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