Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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