i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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