You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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